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Redundant Hosting

Our Redundant Department of Redundancy has a Redundant Server Failover System that will initiate a failover hosting in case of unexpected server uptime.
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AJAX Email

Our Web 2.0 Email Interface is open to all our clients and visitors. In the true spirit of Web 2.0, everyone is invited to read and edit your emails for the good of the general public.
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24/8 Phone Support

Our phones are always on all 8 days of the week. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call.
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LAMP Server

Our LAMP is powered by 30 halogen bulbs for extra bright lightening that will definitely hurt your eyes.
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Linux Powered

Our Linux Free BSD systems are at the forefront of modern technology. By merging several distributions of Linux into one, we were able to create an operating system so complicated we don't even know how to use it ourselves.
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Uploading Files

Don't like uploading your files via FTP? No problem! Send us your files on a floppy and we'll upload it for you. It's one of the many ways we do our best to accommodate your needs. Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies.
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